#76
I was just joking, you sillyhead!
Date: 08/27/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
I was joking about being upset with you. You have my permission to spam all you want.
I wasn't joking about making you sing undieless though. No undies at all- and add a little dance too! Oh, that would be jolly fun, that would!
To make this MST related you may wear gold boots and dance in a sort of convulsey way.
#77
*I'm gonna strip for someone!
Date: 08/27/2001
From: Skreaming_Warlock
*Horror of Party Beach
#78
here's a little disscussion topic...
Date: 08/27/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
... If you were trapped on a desert island, and you could have one b-movie charecter or MST3K charecter with you, who would it be?
me? it would be michelle from "Girl in gold boots". Sure, she cant dance, but hey! She can entertain in other ways too!
#79
This is true...
Date: 08/27/2001
From: Carmelita9000
...it is a scientific fact. You cannot sneeze without closing your eyes. It's impossible. I'd ask you to give it a try, except for something else that's true, and has been scientificly proven by scientific people in lab coats. If you didn't close your eyes when you sneezed, your eyeballs would pop out. Yes they would. And they'd probably roll under the couch, and then what would you do? Move the couch? Ha! Not with your puny muscles!
So, as a public service, always close your eyes when you sneeze, or else your eyeballs will pop out, and that would be gross. (Though, like I said, you don't have a choice.)
Lita
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
This is too MST related! Crow's eyeballs fall out all the time!
#80
This is also true...
Date: 08/27/2001
From: Dumbschmoe
The animal with the largest eyes are giant squids. They can be up to 10 to 12 inches across! So, you don't want one of those suckers sneezing and accidently popping an eye out at you! You'll be knocked out senseless!!
Oh yeah, there was a giant squid in Bride of the Monster. So there!
fw!!
no socks
#81
My Halloween handle!
Date: 08/27/2001
From: The_Gramp_Reaper
Hey, the department stores start now! Why can't I?
What are your holiday handles? Yes, it is MST3k related because of all the holiday happenings that have been on the SOL! If you don't have any, this would be a good time to come up with them!
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
10:37 P.M. CST!
#82
Father Mushroom...
Date: 08/28/2001
From: suomitriplets
It occured to me that there are more than the average share of plot loopholes in the MST film "Jack Frost"... I give one as an example... Ivanushka realizes that Granny has left her stick, and thinks he should take it back to her... WAIT A SEC... The woman was carrying an entire friggin BUNDLE of sticks, why the hell was that one so important??? Help me out here, MSTies... aren't there at least a few dozen more plot screw-ups in that film??? BRING 'EM ON!!!!
-John
suomitriplets
#83
deadotkast's question
Date: 08/28/2001
From: h_wood
A desert island? Well, assuming she picked up any survival skills whatsoever while in Africa, I'd have to go with the Jungle Goddess from, well, Jungle Goddess. Otherwise I'm putting my money on Mothra to fly my sorry butt out of there a la Godzilla vs the Sea Monster.
h_wood
"Quick, find the formula for Dr Pepper!"
Joel, Godzilla vs the Sea Monster
#84
Questions. Some even answered.
Date: 08/28/2001
From: KingBoodozer
Sorry Nydia, I can't answer the flavo-five question, since I don't like chips. Blech!!
A_Judas_Rimmer: Rowsdower's name was supposed to be Zappa, after the great late Frank. However, Zaps parents were pretty much dead stupid and unfortunately, couldn't spell Zappa (they're still very stupid) so they named him Zap instead. Generally, people who like Zappa, are bright. Rowsdower's parents are the exception.
Uh, BOG and pink underwear? Instead of peeking at him, shouldn't we turn our heads away? Then again, why should we? After all, it isn't us standing there in pink undies, NO LESS!!!!!
<Snaps picture>.
There. Something to use for black mail later.
I don't sing so don't ask.
Don't cyber either.
However, I will dance with you, if you want me too.
Don't even think about stepping on my toes.
The_Gramp_Reaper: I have a halloween handle it's King*Boo*dozer. That's scarey enough. BOO.
Thedeadoutcast: If I were stranded on an island, I'd pick Torgo, because he'd do all my evil bidding. I have a lot of evil bidding to do. I don't pay well, but that's his tough luck. I hope the evil henchmen of the world don't unionize, or my fiendish friends and I, will be out of business.
Is anyone else having trouble getting into the Duh'minion?
-OR- If you're lucky enough to get in, does the page take forever to download for you?
What about those obnoxious pop-ups?
IT'S DRIVING ME TO DRINK!!!!!
Oh yes.
Okay.
KingBoodozer
The nasty little man.
KING!!
#85
Eeeeek! I'm scary!! Boo! n/t
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Deadschmoe
fw!!
socks
#86
Don me now my gay apparel!!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Let_It_Schmoe
Now, I'm festive!!
fw!!
socks
#87
I give you thanks, my thanks I give you.
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Schmoecahontas
Sweet potato pie and dark meat with stuffing on the side, yummy!! Shush, now I'm thinking about it!
fw!!
socks
#88
Kentucky Schmoe!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: RedFraggle
There really out to be a Kentucky Schmoe. You can use it when you feel a little bit country and a little less Rock N Roll.
#89
Ooooo! Christmas in August!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Lita_the_Surly_Elf
Yep. There's my Christmas handle. I have a Haloween handle too (or at least I did), but it's really lame, so I need to think of a new one.
In answer to deadoutcast's island question, I must first ask, are characters from the host segments allowed? If so, I'd have to go with Brain Guy. He'd be pretty handy to have around. If it's just people from the movies, I'd go with Charmin from "Alien From L.A." I don't care if he's named after toilet paper. Why would I want him? I don't think that's any of your darn business, thankyouverymuch.
Lita
#90
Not a holiday handle, but what the hell.
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Lita_n_Spidey
I do use it a lot.
Oh, and the bboard loads really slow for me too. It takes forever. It has started getting a little faster though, lately. Fortunately, I haven't had to put up with pop-ups. (knock on wood)
Lita
#91
Happy Hallowe'en!!!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: FearowMobius
Yep. It's my oh-so-spooky, yet oh-so-lame Hallowe'en handle. I've gotta think of a better one for this year...
The mad Fearow Mobius
#92
Happy Hollidays!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: SantaMobius
I'm fresh out of Patrick Swayze, so I'm gonna have to substitute a little Kurt Russell. Sorta almost close enough, right?
The mad Santa Mobius
A One-Horse Open Sarcophagus!
#93
OK, while we're on the subject of...
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Mrs_Mobius
...alternate handles, I might as well trot this one out. I use this one whenever TmPM needs to get in trouble for the sake of a bit--
[Mrs. Mo] Sutenhotep Quentin Mobius! Quit using my handle and get back to dusting that furniture!!!
[PM] Yes, dear.
The invincible Mrs. Mobius
Ladies' Sarcophagus!
#94
Hmmm... trapped on a desert island?
Date: 08/28/2001
From: PharaohMobius
I know! I'd want to be trapped with Commando Cody. That way, I could brain him with a coconut and steal his jetpack to leave the island!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The diabolical Pharaoh Mobius
Sarcophagus!
#95
I'm surly too
Date: 08/28/2001
From: bobdenby
I have always had a pretty good vocabulary,but *surly* was one of those odd words that for some reason eluded me all my life.I didn't know the word or what it meant until I saw Lita using it and I heard The Great Vorelli say it to Hugo.
Once I finally understood its meaning, I realized I'd been looking for a word that described that all my life.
How did I ever get this far without it? I'm surly quite often, in fact.Thats a great word!
That just goes to show you that we never stop learning
we can learn things in the strangest ways.I know MST3K
has been a source of alot of new and interesting information for me.
This thing is loading a little faster today so I am finally getting to read all these replies before I dive into the huge pile of paper work on my desk.
Okay, back to work.
The Elusive Robert Denby
* * *
Cop: "You didnt even give the checker the chance to explain before you threw a carton of milk at him!"
Mike: It contained bovine growth hormone and he turned into a giant cow!
* * *
(One of my favorite riffs from "I Was A Teenage Werewolf")
#96
* o/`96 Whooo-ooo, you keep breakin'
Date: 08/28/2001
From: PharaohMobius
...my heart o/`
Mike from "Riding With Death"
TmPM
Sarcophagus!
#97
This should kill some time.
Date: 08/28/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
Not to knock flavofives or islands, but let's try this question on for size. What is the most annoying song ever in a msted movie (In the words of someone much wiser than I, "Host segmants and riffs are off limits", I just mean the movies). There have been plenty of really awful ones. Not like my opinion matters, but I'll chime in later with my opinion.
Keep up the good work everybody. We were barely at 60 when I left for work yesterday.
MickeyTheGardener
MickOrTreat
MickeysXMasCarol
OhMickeyHesSoFine (for Valentine's day!!!)
I can't think of anymore.
#98
98!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Mistyboy
doodoo
#99
That's what I thought, but...
Date: 08/21/2001
From: gilezdranel
...actually they've just archived all the old posts and made them read only.....nothing to stop u cutting n pasting them into new ones if you want to bring out your dead, so to speak......
#100
The big 1-0-0!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Mistyboy
We made 100! Yesssss! Uh-huh! Oh, yeah! It's my birthday! It's my birthday! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.......
uhhh...(clears throat) uhhh...yeah.
Misty
#101
You are an incredible idiot Mistyboy
Date: 08/28/2001
From: bobdenby
She said to try to do this without spamming, but here comes
our resident bonehead to ruin the day!
I guess this was inevitable...
#102
hey, lets MST this...
Date: 08/28/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
This should get us some posts. Lets MST this. This Urban legend Reminds us of why "we wish we were in the land of peter Jennings"
6...5...4...3...2...1
They All Look Alike to Me
Claim: Photographs of a Canadian politician and his wife appeared over an article identifying them as serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.
Status: True.
Origins: Some stories you just can't improve upon.
A photograph of Quebec separatist Lucien Bouchard and his wife was published in a Hong Kong newspaper Thursday with the wrong caption, identifying them as British serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.
The photograph appeared in the English-language South China Morning Post with the headline: "Cheerful, Charming Odd-jobman West Driven by Sex and Sadism."
The story was about the Wests, a British couple linked to a series of gruesome murders and dismemberment. But the photograph was that of Bouchard and his wife, Audrey, shown together as the Bloc Quebecois leader announced his decision to seek the job as premier of Quebec.
Perhaps it takes a Canadian to fully savor the delicious irony of this. Former Leader of the Opposition in Canada's House of Commons, former Premier of Quebec, and avowed separatist, Bouchard is easily one of the most recognizable political figures in Canada. Were one to sum him up in one word, it could only be "unsmiling." (Popular wisdom has it that on any given day the probability of Lucien Bouchard cracking a smile is greatly exceeded by the chance of unemployment disappearing, Bell Canada lowering its rates, and the Canadian dollar rising to $1.87 U.S.) To identify Bouchard as "cheerful" and "charming" is even more of a howler than confusing him up with a serial killer.
Barbara "it was an occident" Mikkelson
Last updated: 16 April 2001
1...2...3...4...5...6
********************
I think ill MST this too.
#103
Come on people!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
It's a quick sptrint to post 200. Let's have a post brawl. <lobs a sodium grenade at PharaohMobius and puts King Boo's undergarments in the freezer! Anyone else want a good butt wupping!>
#104
How am I being an idiot, bob?
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Mistyboy
Is helping us toward a record being an idiot?
Misty
#105
I call no flame wars in the reply post!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: Carmelita9000
Mistyboy, bob, if you two boys want to fight, that's fine, but please do it on some other post. Take it outside, will you? This post is a happy, peace-filled love fest.
<Lita sneaks up behind Rimmer and stuffs empties a large bowl of chocolate pudding down her pants, and runs away>
<That is, Lita emptied it down Rimmer's pants, not her own.>
Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Lita
#106
Annoying Songs
Date: 08/28/2001
From: h_wood
The 50's teen angst flicks were usually pretty good for god-awful songs, since most of the protagonists were (at least supposed to be) singers. Out of the bunch, the most obnoxious to me was probably "Rock Candy Baby," Dick Contino's rocker from Daddy-O, which was parodized by J&TB in the host segment as "Hike Up Your Pants." Paul Anka's "I'm just a lonely boy" from Girlstown would've been another good choice, but I decided to disqualify it because I've actually heard it on oldies radio, which means at one point it was actually (gasp!) a popular song.
Trying desperately to stay on topic,
h_wood
"Now he's singing about the left side of the menu"
#107
o/t BTW: Lita, Re: Reply 90
Date: 08/28/2001
From: h_wood
knocking on me will not make the D'oh move any faster. :)
choking on my own punniness,
h_wood
"Not _that_ tree!"
Joel, Day the Earth Froze
#108
Nay Rimmer!
Date: 08/28/2001
From: KingBoodozer
Yea shant be taking me skivvies anywhere, young hooligan!!
I shall be needing them. On me. Not in the deep freeze.
<KingBoo dumps ORANGE jello down Rimmer's trousers, and boy is she mad!!!>
<Rimmer that is, KingBoo on the other hand, thought it was quite funny.>
As for you, my fine sweet Lita...
<KingBoo drops GREEN jello down Lita's trousers and boy did she get mad!!!>
<Lita that is, KingBoo on the other hand, thought it was quite funny.>
I-gotta-go-now-FAST
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingBoodozer
The nasty little man with two empty jello bowls.
KING!!
#109
<sneaks up behind Booey, Rimsey, & Lita>
Date: 08/28/2001
From: grandmapa
(((((((SPLOOOOOOOOOSH))))))))
<an empty Gatorade bucket falls to the ground>
ARE YA READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?!?! GO PACKERS!!!!!!
<runs away screaming with bucket on his head>
Nanny-nanny boo-boo! <sticks tongue out but no one can see it>
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
10:42 P.M. CST!
#110
so, dont wanna MST my articles, huh?
Date: 08/29/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
Then feel the wrath of TDO!
<TDO pulls out a steel chair and clobbers rimmer in the head >
<TDO then gets out a trash can and smashes it over Kingboo's head>
<then, TDO get an entire keg of jello and splashes it all over Lita's shirt>
OUTKAST FOR LIFE!!!
#111
hey,that violent outburst gave me a idea
Date: 08/29/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
lets create our own wrestlers based on B-movie and MST3K charecters. Let me explain, we each take a charecter from the show or an MSTed movie, and we give him/her a wrestling makeover.
Explain the charecters persona (is he/she mean or playful? Violent or athletic? Romantic or serious? etc, etc, etc...)
Explain the charecters costume (does he/she wear the same clothes from the movie or show? or does he wear somerthing different?)
Give the charecter a few catch phrases. (for example, the Rock's "smell what the rock is cookin'" or stone colds "give me a HELL YA!")
Oh, and his/her finisher. (That's the special move that the crowd loves to see. only your charecter can do it.)
And most important of of all, your charecters theme song. Your charecter is nothing without a theme song. (it would make sense to take a score or song from the movie or show. or just take a song that reminds you of that charecter. )
Also, for extra credit, you can give the charecter some gimmicks. (for example, the rock has his eye brow, stone cold has beer, and the dudleys have tables.
Now heres an example
My charecter is novicorp chairman IRVING(from Overdrawn at the memory bank)
He's one greedy SOB. likes food, money, and talking in a real raspy voice.
He comes into the ring in a giant robe. He takes it off to reveal his white suit from Casablanca.
Catch phrases
"Gonna get some of my SOUP!"
"Hooray for food!"
"ill have what im having!"
his special move is called "the flying Welenda."
He gets on top of the ring post when his opponent's on the ground. Then, he spreads his arms and makes a flying leap onto the fallen wrestler.
oh, and his theme is the weird al song "Fat."
well, i think he's a chumpion. You think differently?
Then make your own wrestler and take him on!
"hey' someone turn off the fat rotating guy!"
SERVO, Overdrawn at the Memory bank.
#112
Songs and Holy Hell Unleashed!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
I believe Digger Smolken from The Undead had the worst songs I've ever heard and.....
Why did Lita and Boo feel the need to dump things down my pants? That's just wrong. Then gatoraid dumped over my head?
<When the smokes clears KingBoob finds corn in her bra and she's standing too close to a heat lamp. Lita is standing in a monkey cage and each monkey is armed with poo. And h_wood is dangling by his hair over a volcano!!!!!!11!!!!1)
#113
Sorry, h_wood, I meant grandmoppa. n/t
Date: 08/29/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Frew65b54 676 y 67564 6354 kuk uty!
#114
Damn your eyes, Rimmer!!!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: PharaohMobius
Toss a Sodium grenade at me, will ya? And right after I got out of the shower, too (Remember, kids, the metal Sodium ignites in water!)! Well I'm back, my burns are Solarcained, and I've got a surprise for you! Nabut, release the hou-- err, *shrews*!
[A bunch of Killer Shrews come out, snarling and-- umm, barking? PM holds out a jello-drenched handkerchief with the initials "AJR" embroidered into it for the shrews to get a scent from. They snarl some more, bark(?) a few more times, and chase off after Rimmer. Soon, the shrews have Rimmer up a tree, but not before they've shredded up her pants-legs!]
BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Take THAT, Rimmer!
And as for you, grampi...
Nabut, release the skaells!!!
[Nabut] Err, what was that, my liege?
[PM] The *other* cage, you fool!
[Nabut] Oh, right!
[Nabut opens the other cage, and the sound of a peacock machining his metal tools can be heard! Dozens of Screaming Skulls start rolling and hopping out of the cage! They all start chasing after grandmapa, somehow tracking him tirelessly and inerrantly!]
[PM] So much for that bit of *skull*-duggery!
[Nabut] My liege, isn't it time you take your pun medication?
[PM] Oh right, I was starting to slip. Guess that's 'cause I'm so slick!
[Nabut] Oh, stop it.
TmPM
Sarcophagus!
#115
I guess I'll give you A reply...
Date: 08/29/2001
From: ServoTheGreat
Cause my replies mean so much to all of you.
#116
Morning my fellow MSTies!!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: HappyHappy
This looks like fun! Long time no see Rims ~ Great idea!
#117
Monkeys? Oh no!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: Carmelita9000
<As Rimmer stated previously, Lita is now standing in a monkey cage, and all the cute wittle monkey-wonkeys are armed with poo.>
*quietly, so as not to be overheard by the monkeys*
Fortunately, I've read all those signs at the zoo, and I know what to do.
<Lita does her best to look as non-threatening as possible. She crouches low to the ground, keeps her eyes averted, and does her best not to smile at the monkeys, or even show her teeth in any way.>
Hey! This is working! I might get out of here with a poo-free outfit after all!
<Just then, the monkeys notice that Lita is covered with Jell-O, Gatorade, Pop-Tarts, and all kinds of yummy things for monkeys to eat. They all dog-er-monkey pile on Lita.>
Announcers Voice: Could this be THE END for the adorable Carmelita9000? Tune in later, for the astounding conclusion!!!
Lita: Aaarg! I'll get you people for this! If it's the last thing I do! Hey, monkey! Don't do that! That tickles! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-OUCH!!!
Lita
President of the I Hate the Riddler Club
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
#118
And now, our conclusion:
Date: 08/29/2001
From: Carmelita9000
Announcer's Voice: Previously, in Lita's Reply:
<Lita is standing in a cage of monkeys, looking nervous. All the monkeys jump on her>
Lita: Aaarg! I'll get you people for this! If it's the last thing I do! Hey, monkey! Don't do that! That tickles! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-OUCH!!!
Announcer: How will the beautiful, and fashionable, Carmelita9000 ever survive such a diabolical trap? Find out, in just a moment!
<The announcer pushes down a button on a tape player that he brought along. Several seconds of U2's Where the Street's Have No Name plays, during which the announcer holds up numerous pictures of Lita doing some daring action stunts, posing in tight clothing, and generally looking really cool. The musical interlude ends, and the Announcer puts away his stuff.>
Lita: Thanks, Evil Mike.
Announcer: No problem.
Lita: Now, go back to your room.
Announcer: Whatever. <The Announcer, or Evil Mike as he prefers to be called, leaves.>
<Lita is still standing in the cage of monkeys, and looks somewhat disheveled. The monkeys have stopped attacking her. She is holding one by the hand.>
Lita: Ha-ha-ha! Rimmer, you fool! You dropped me into a cage of Peruvian Fighting Monkeys! I've had a chat with them, and they now consider me their leader!
<The monkey next to Lita holds up a squashed banana with some termites in it.>
Monkey: Eeek eek ook?
Lita: Uh... no thanks. I just ate.
Monkey: Eep op ork ah-ah!
Lita: Why, thank you very much! I agree! ...*ahem* Anyway, Rimmer, gramps, Booey, and TDO, I now have an army of invincible and incredible cute monkeys on my side! As soon as Koko over there picks the lock on this cage I will DEFEAT YOU ALL!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!
<All the monkeys start screaming>
Lita: Sorry! Sorry! Didn't mean to yell! Anyway, Koko doesn't have opposable thumbs, so this might take a while. But once I'm out, I and all my monkey friends, will kick your hinders!
Lita
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Queen of the Monkeys
#119
denby started it, Lita
Date: 08/29/2001
From: Mistyboy
There I am, minding my own business, just replying, when denby comes in and, totally out of left field, calls me a bonehead and an idiot.
Excuse me, bob, have you been helped?
Misty
#120
Lita, Eee op orp ah ah?
Date: 08/29/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
"That means I love you!" Hey, I watch cartoon network myself and that is a song from the Jetsons.
So you're monkey actually said it loved you. Ewwww! All I can see now are gratutious images of monkey love!!!!!!!
Well, anyway, I don't care if you're the Monkey leader. You were just doppled in there anyway. Your body is really lying in a room with a twitchy attendent trying to keep children from smearing mustard on your brain. I'm having you reassigned to anteater! Have fun!
#121
so, you think im beaten, huh?
Date: 08/29/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
Think monkeys are gonna stop me. Well feel the wrath of... MY DEVILFISH!!! (da da daaaa)
Thats right. From the wilds of Miami Italy comes a fiece, barely visible monster. No one will dare oppose me now.
Now where is the little rascal?
<outkast looks over to a swamp. The devilfish is swimming into it.>
Hm. He's swimming into a swamp. Why does that look so familiar?... OH GOD! DEVILFISH! GET OUTTA THERE!
< but its two late. an army of bad acting italians come up and torch Devildfish to bits>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MY GOD!!
Well... ill get a gimmick! you'll see!
TDO
Not italian
not Pee-der
likes it
that way
#122
Mistybrat, shut up!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Didn't you see me say, "Let's try to set a new record (without spamming)." You see, you spammed and that is exactly what I asked you not to do. bobdenby is right, you are a bonehead who can't restrain himself enough to follow simple rules. That was rude of you. It's even more rude of you to continue badgering people after bobdenby and Carmelita both say something to you.
You were wrong and I don't want to here anymore about it. I don't even want to hear a sorry from you. Just reply with something MST related or don't reply at all. Stop trying to be the center of attention
#123
Rasslin' Response
Date: 08/29/2001
From: h_wood
Character: Eegah
Gimmick: Giant Caveman
Catchphrase:"Stemlo!"
Finishing Move: Big Punch-in-da-face
Favorite Foreign Object: Giant Tree Branch
Manager: Mr. Miller, the goofy looking writer in the safari gear & pith helmet
h_wood
"Once again, sorry about the face!"
#124
Rimmer: Shoot-
Date: 08/29/2001
From: h_wood
I was _this_ close to actually being in in the Jell-O fight.
Damn. :)
h_wood
"It's the blue show, starring blue."
#125
Outkast, Re: MSTings
Date: 08/29/2001
From: h_wood
I was gonna tackle the one in this post yesterday, but that Over the Rainbow one took a lot out of me. Had to resort to the old Tom Servo "Oh I see, so...Well yes, but...I realize that, but you see..." gag. I'll see what I can come up with after work for the one here. BTW: How am I doing with those? I'd appreciate any suggestions.
h_wood
"Hi I'm blue. Joining me is my first guest, Teale."
#126
Not in the face!!!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
Wrestler name: Mickey The Gardener (What? You actualy expected me to think?)
Additude: Playful, oblivious to what's going on. But when you threaten him....
Attire: I don't know, what do gardeners wear? A smock, maybe?
Accessories: He's always got his hoe with him.
Catch phrases: Exit, stage left, she cries.
Finishing move: THE WEED WHACKER!!!
Theme song: Mickey's theme. You know, from the "thrilling" chase scene in The Screaming Skull. Dunt-dunt(Mickey's theme) dunt-dunt(Mickey's theme)
Just in case any of you Jello and monkey happy people try it with me, I've got a hoe and I know how to use her.
MickeyHosen (Oktoberfest!!!)
#127
I will explain to Mb AND be topical
Date: 08/29/2001
From: bobdenby
I know Mistyboy doesn't understand logic or follow reason in any way, but here goes, just for the hell of it.
Mistyboy made MST-less replies.
I can let it go that his replies were substance-less, as his posts and replies normally are, but he didn't even make an attempt to make them MST3K related in any way.
At least if he is going to waste a reply just for the sake of replying, he could try to tie it in to a MST3K related idea.
I wasted my time opening up # 99, and what does it say?
"doo-doo."
DOO-DOO!
This idiotic computer I got is slow enough as it is, let alone I gotta wade through all these damn pop-ups,
(I hope you stupid companies advertising in these pop-ups realize that I will boycott and badmouth your products for the rest of my life for annoying me as you have)
And by the time I get these replies to finally open up,
I got no time left to read them.
So I finally get one open and it reads Doo-doo.
I expected as much considering the source, but I thought maybe, just maybe, this kid would have gained some understanding by now.
All I am saying is that if you are going to waste a reply
by including absolutely no substance whatsoever, at least try to stay topical, and the topic was described in fine detail by A.J.R. at the beginning of this post.
Thats all.
I know that not one iota of this explanation has been comprehended in the least by Mistyboy, but there it is,
as a matter of public record.
Now, I apologize to A.J.R. for flaming during this post and I promise to not do it again.
I also apologize to the RIF ("Reading Is Fundamental") foundation for not donating enough money so that they could teach Mistyboy how to COMPREHEND what he reads.
The Elusive Robert Denby
And thanks for the hot pictures, Evil Mike!
Got any more?
Oh, my MST-related stuff:
My riff of the day:
(from the short "Are you ready for Marriage?", #616a)
Mike as kid talking to father sitting at table pointing at a book: "Yes dad, that IS a doggy.very good."
You probably had to be there I guess
#128
Snap into a scapula! Oooooh, yeah!!!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: PharaohMobius
***MSTWF Profile***
Name: Tony "The Pumaman" Farms
Height: 5'10"
Weight: A Buck o' Nine
Costume: J.C. Penny slacks, black stretch henley shirt with Aztec mask motif, goofy gold belt, poncho/cape.
Manager: "Aztec Jim" Vadinho
Valet: Jane "Sugar Frosted Eyes" Dobson
Personality: Very smug and smarmy, but not much real emotion. His "angry" look is much like his "happy", "hungry", "sad", and "constipated" looks. Thinks he's a lot smarter than he really is.
Catch Phrases:
"I get this way when I sense some sort of danger."
"I'm from the Neanderthal school. Occasionally, my primitive instincts pop up."
"I'm not a bird!"
Signature Move: The Pantswetter. He wets himself, which generally grosses out his opponent. While they're gagging and wretching from the sight and smell of it, he spaz-chops 'em and pins them!
Theme Song: The Pumaman Battle Hymn, of course! You know, the noodly keyboard music that always played when he was flying around.
Fun!
TmPM
Sarcophagus!
#129
<Lita is rocking out at a U2 concert>
Date: 08/29/2001
From: Carmelita9000
<She makes eye contact with Bono. Presently, a security guard approaches Lita and whispers in her ear. He escorts her backstage.>
<Elsewhere, Evil Mike is watching the whole thing happen on TV.>
EM: You know, it's really fascinating, watching Lita create her own reality around her. Oh, and bobdenby? Yes. There are more pictures. *wicked grin* But Lita would probably kick me really hard if she found I showed them to anybody. <EM looks around to make sure nobody is listening in> *whisper* she thinks they make her look fat.
<He watches the TV for a few moment as onscreen, Bono chats Lita up.>
EM: Uh-oh. I think I'd better pull the plug on this particular Lita fantasy.
<Evil Mike sticks his finger in his ear. Backstage, where Lita and Bono are, a choir of little boys appears and starts singing Paint it Black in perfect harmony. Evil Mike, mostly nude and standing in a clam shell, slowly drops from the ceiling>
Bono: Bloody Hell!
Lita: <covering her eyes> Evil Mike! Go away! And put on a towel or something!
EM: Lita, I just came by to slow you down in case you forgot that this is a married man.
Lita: Well.... I'm just doppled in, right? This isn't real!
EM: Actually, maybe I should have waited a bit. It would be interesting to watch Bono make it with an anteater.
Bono: Anteater?! Lita, you told me you were human!
Lita: I am human!
EM: Rimmer doppled you into an anteater, remember? She didn't like you as a monkey? So she put you in an anteater? You know? Just after your brief stint as Betty White?
Bono: I'm leaving now.
Lita: I'm not an anteater! I mean, look at me!
EM: Yeah. Look at her.
Bono: Bye.
Lita: You're just in my imagination or whatever anyway! You have to do what I want!
Bono: <leaves>
Lita: All right, Evil Mike... you jerk... you're heading down to Novicorp right this second and putting me back into my real body.
EM: Yeah, all right. <EM dissolves back into the real world>
Lita: And once I'm back to my old self, REVENGE!!! But in the meantime... Hmm... I guess I'll just wait here, then. <Lita quietly sings Shick out of Shape to herself>
Lita: you get your shick out of shape! yeah!
Lita
President of the I Hate The Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
#130
Tom Stewart killed me!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: manosgirl
Hey, Daddy-O, Manos rocks!
manosgirl
Holy Santa pray for us!
fsm
#131
h_wood, HappyHappy, and manosgirl!
Date: 08/29/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Hello and have some flavorb-lasted goldfish on the house!
And h_wood, <pushes his face into a bowl of chocolate pudding> take that! :Ū
<Rimmi jumps into an airplane that takes off only to be abducted by aliens with large foreheads. They make her clean out the catbox of their cat, Neutron.>
#132
"Are you ready for some football!!!!!"
Date: 08/29/2001
From: BAND_OF_GYPSYS
Heh-heh! I like that riff from "Laserblast".
#133
my first mst3k episode
Date: 08/29/2001
From: pjTen
i think my first episode was Attack of the the Eye Creatures or Teenage from Outer Space. i havent seen either of them in years but i hope i will be able to trade for them soon
pjten
#134
How about another Wacky Race, kids?
Date: 08/29/2001
From: Schmoe_n_wurwolf
The one and only original Wacky Race that we held in March of last year. We could hold it right here in Rimmey's post. That should help get us on our way to breaking the record.
Go here to get some idea of the hijinks that ensued during the Wacky Race:
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/2324/26915 and
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/2324/26938
A super extra jumbo sized Wacky Race. Say start this Friday at midnight. That way we'll get a nice clear starting date of September 1st. And we'll see if we can make it last a whole week. And then dare we say...a month!! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you think, sirs? Think you're up for a seven day (for starters, at least) grand prix of wackiness? Tell us what you think and help us iron out the details by this Friday. We'll use the original racing list and add some new vehicles by this Friday if you guys are up to it. We'll do it all official like, a sign up first and then race time. Give us your input, please.
Schmoe and wurwolf
fw!!
fs!!
#135
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Date: 08/29/2001
From: h_wood
Nothing beats a big bowl of pudding for a wholesome good time. :) <wipes chocolate pudding off face and flicks it at unsuspecting people passing by.> Thanks Rimmi!
h_wood
"It was a... Rock Lobster!"
Godzilla vs the Sea Creature
#136
As Promised...
Date: 08/30/2001
From: h_wood
Here we go. I'm not promising anything great this time out... It's been a long day at work.
h_wood
"Thanks a lot, ELECTRICIAN!!!"
6...5...4...3...2...1
They All Look Alike to Me
M: Snowflakes & Me: A Study in Depth Perception
Claim: Photographs of a Canadian politician and his wife appeared over an article identifying them as serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.
Status: True.
C: But what is truth, really?
T: It's a subjective phoenomenon through which all beings experience reality, dickweed.
Origins: Some stories you just can't improve upon.
M: Then why are we doing this?
C: Yeah, let's go get tacos instead.
A photograph of Quebec separatist Lucien
M: The Telecommunications Company?
Bouchard and his wife was published in a Hong Kong newspaper Thursday with the wrong caption, identifying them as British serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.
T: The caption clearly should have labelled them as "Canadian" and not "British."
The photograph appeared in the English-language South China Morning Post with the headline: "Cheerful, Charming Odd-jobman West Driven by Sex and Sadism."
C: And an evergrowing love of the sport of football.
The story was about the Wests, a British couple linked to a series of gruesome murders and dismemberment. But the photograph was that of Bouchard and his wife, Audrey, shown together as the Bloc Quebecois leader announced his decision to seek the job as premier of Quebec.
T: Premier what? Second baseman?
Perhaps it takes a Canadian to fully savor the delicious irony of this.
M: Rich savory irony, topped with a decadent bournaise sauce.
Former Leader of the Opposition in Canada's House of Commons, former Premier of Quebec,
M: Second Violin in the Montreal Symphony Orchestra,
and avowed separatist, Bouchard is easily one of the most recognizable political figures in Canada.
C: Okay- pop quiz guys, name another.
M: Hmmm... Terrence N. Phillip?
T: There was that guy, the one with the face?
Were one to sum him up in one word, it could only be "unsmiling." (Popular wisdom has it that on any given day the probability of Lucien Bouchard cracking a smile is greatly exceeded by the chance of unemployment disappearing, Bell Canada lowering its rates, and the Canadian dollar rising to $1.87 U.S.)
M: Wow, Popular Wisdom is really wordy!
C: You should try reading Popular Stuff- it's got less words and the pinup girls are trampier.
To identify Bouchard as "cheerful" and "charming" is even more of a howler than confusing him up with a serial killer.
M: <fake laugh> Oh ho ho... Delicious Irony, you've done it again...
Barbara "it was an occident" Mikkelson
T: Any relation to John Mikel Thor?
Last updated: 16 April 2001
1...2...3...4...5...6
And with that, I really need to get to sleep.
Ciao for now.
#137
Yeah! Let's have a Wacky Race!!!
Date: 08/30/2001
From: RimseysDeadlyBeeCar
I love that idea!
H_wood, aren't ya gonna get me back??? heh heh heh...
#138
Let me be the first to wish...
Date: 08/30/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
you and yours a happy "Happy Frank Coniff's Birthday" day!!!
TV's Mickey
#139
AJR: Oh, I suppose...
Date: 08/30/2001
From: h_wood
SPLAT!
<Tosses one large banana cream pie with whipped cream straight at Rimmer, catching her square in the face>
Even Steven. :)
h_wood
"Your mother was the Chrysler Building!"
Godzilla vs Megalon
#140
Wacky Race!!! Whoooooooo - eeeeee!!!
Date: 08/30/2001
From: PMs_Big_Rig
Sign me up, y'all! The prospect of another Wacky Race makes me happier'n a farm boy set down in front of a plate of biscuits-n-gravy with a side o' corn squeezin's!
Aw haell, looks like I've corntracted Jim Stafford Syndrome again. I'ma gonna have to wartch thayat.
The plumb crazy Pharaoh Mobius
Suuuuuiieeeee!
#141
Oh, and by the way...
Date: 08/30/2001
From: PMs_Big_Rig
o/` Ahhm on th' air..... I said Ahm ON TH' AIRRRRRR!!!!! o/`
TmPM
Lynard Skynard!
#142
Yes! Another Wacky Race!
Date: 08/30/2001
From: Lita_n_Spidey
Spidey and I are gonna win it this time, no matter how much Pharahfafooey cheats! Woo-hoo!
Oh, and while I'm here...
<Lita pulls on a chain that is suspended from the ceiling. Trap doors open under Booey, Rimsey, TDO, and gramps. They all fall into a big 'ol vat of marshmallow filling.>
Pharaoh, h_wood, you haven't done anything to me, so I feel it's just the right thing to do to keep from doing anything to you.
<Several seconds pass. PM and h_wood are both leaning over the open trap doors for a closer look at the gooey mess below. Finally Lita sidles closer, and gives them both a nudge. They fall in.>
Oops! I did not mean to do that, but I did it!
Lita
President of the I Hate the Riddler Club
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
#143
You win, denby
Date: 08/30/2001
From: Mistyboy
That's right! You win! I lose! I must have had crap for brains when I wrote those replies. I can't even think of anyone stupider than me. Jeez...DOODOO! Man! I must be the stupidest freaking person in the entire universe!
You win!
Misty
#144
Oh, yeah, something about MST3K
Date: 08/30/2001
From: Mistyboy
The first episode I ever saw was 420- The Human Duplicators. Not that you guys care, but it has to do with the show! And, hey---penalty! Wacky Races do not have to do with MST3K! Right?
Misty
P.S. If Wack Races do have something to do with MST3K, shut up.
#145
Later, back at Lita's secret lair...
Date: 08/30/2001
From: PharaohMobius
[Lita is sitting back in a beach chair, taking in some rays in the Solarium. She sets down the tanning mirror she has been holding in front of her face, and takes another sip of piņa collada. Leaning to the side, she presses down the button of her speaker phone.]
[Lita] Evil Mike?
[Evil Mike, on speakerphone] Yeah?
[Lita] Come here, you lug!
[EM enters.]
[Lita] Evil Mike, I want you to make me an ice cream sundae.
[Evil Mike] Whatever you say... [He pulls out a big bazooka-like thing.]
[Lita] The hell?
[Evil Mike laughs maniacally and fires the bazooka-like thing, which sprays out vanilla soft-serve ice cream. Once Lita is covered with ice cream, EM flips a switch on the Sundae Cannon. Hot fudge and nuts start spraying out as a result. EM flips another switch, and he tops Lita off with whipped cream. Finally, he works a pump-action under the Sundae Cannon, and a cherry fires out of it and lands on top of Lita's head.]
[Lita, sputtering.] What the hell do you think you're doing?
[Evil Mike pulls at his face, which turns out to be a clever mask! It's really PM in disguise (surprise)!]
[PM] I think I just got even. MUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
[PM turns around to leave, to find the real Evil Mike standing behind him. EM clears his throat meaningfully.]
[Lita] That's it!!! Go get 'im, Evil Mike!
[PM] Oh, yeah. Here's your twenty bucks. [Hands EM the money.]
[EM] Thanks. See you later, Mobius.
[PM exits.]
[Lita, furious.] Evil Mike! How could you?!?!?
[EM] I'm evil. I'd think you would remember that by now.
[Lita] Remind me to kill you later...
TmPM
Sarcophagus!
#146
If my posts don't have to do with MST3K,
Date: 08/30/2001
From: Mistyboy
explain:
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30611,
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30618,
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30627, and
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30652.
How am I being the center of attention?
You must be 2 months behind.
Misty
#147
About the Wacky Races...
Date: 08/30/2001
From: PharaohMobius
They *are* MST3K related in this case, because all the vehicles are MST3K-themed vehicles. Either they're vehicles out of an actual episode (such as the Angel's Revenge Van or Megaweapon), or they're inspired by an episode (like Rimmer's Deadly Bee car). So relax, it's all good. =)
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
Sarcophagus!
#148
Mistyboy, please stop.
Date: 08/30/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Stop fighting with bobdenby, stop fighting with all of us. PharaoahMobius just told you why the Wacky Races are MST3K related so I don't have to tell you. Maybe you could have checked them out through the link Schmoe and Wurwolf gave you to show you what they are like instead of making a new reply to attack denby and myself.
We do care what your first episode is but not when say it only to attack others. Settle down. Relax. Have a good time here. You won't make friends if you turn everything into an attack or go against the wishes of other people.
If you still feel the need to fight I will fight with you. I will ignore you and I urge others to do the same if you can't play nice.
A_Judas_Rimmer
<begins work on her Deadly Bee Car and interviewing evil nightmarish clowns to stuff it with!>
#149
Mistyboy, please stop.
Date: 08/30/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Stop fighting with bobdenby, stop fighting with all of us. PharaoahMobius just told you why the Wacky Races are MST3K related so I don't have to tell you. Maybe you could have checked them out through the link Schmoe and Wurwolf gave you to show you what they are like instead of making a new reply to attack denby and myself.
We do care what your first episode is but not when say it only to attack others. Settle down. Relax. Have a good time here. You won't make friends if you turn everything into an attack or go against the wishes of other people.
If you still feel the need to fight I will fight with you. I will ignore you and I urge others to do the same if you can't play nice.
A_Judas_Rimmer
<begins work on her Deadly Bee Car and interviewing evil nightmarish clowns to stuff it with!>
#150
Operation: Dessert Storm
Date: 08/30/2001
From: h_wood
Oooooooh Lita... If I ever catch up you've got a Jell-O frozen Cheesecake comin' to ya! :)
h_wood
"Jimmy Carter yes, but also Gary Busey."
Crow, Warrior of the Lost World
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